miércoles, enero 03, 2007

Isla Esmeralda X

MURPHY'S LAW
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong


Celibacy is not hereditory.

Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

The other queue always moves faster.

Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.

The chance of a slice of bread falling butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.

A short cut is the longest distance between two points.

Anything good in life is either illegal, inmmoral or fattening.

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.

Murphy's golden rule: whoever has the gold make the rules.

In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.

Murphy was an optimist.

11 Comments:

At 4:14 p. m., Blogger Ra said...

No se puede decir que no estemos avisados ;) Ahí queda éso!claro que sí!
Buen año, Mrs.!Doyle

 
At 5:02 p. m., Blogger Arale Norimaki said...

Mi madriña, tanta sabiduría xunta abrúmame!! E canta razón ten, o bendito...

 
At 6:38 p. m., Blogger Seoman said...

Feliz ano novo. Si moita sabiduria si

 
At 6:39 p. m., Blogger Seoman said...

Murphy esa gran ley, canta verdade nas suas palabras

 
At 9:10 p. m., Blogger moucho branco said...

A primeira lei de Murphy, ademais, é a primeira lei do moucho co blogger, :)

un saúdo.

 
At 10:32 p. m., Anonymous O Raposo said...

Estará ben pero eu non che sei inglés, meu.

 
At 10:44 p. m., Blogger paideleo said...

Gustoume especialmente a terceira que non coñecía.
Un saúdo neste 2007 e que Murphy nos colla lonxe.

 
At 8:58 a. m., Anonymous náufrago said...

Eu prefiro coller as leis, incluso estas, e vulneralas se gaño en optimismo.

 
At 9:51 a. m., Blogger Moralla said...

MOi bo!Moi bo! Eu teño ese libro! A lei de Murphy! É certo, se algo ten que saír mal, sairá mal, por moito que nos empeñemos no contrario!
Feliz ano!!
unha apetiña
Moralla ;-)

 
At 2:03 p. m., Anonymous Antón said...

Ás veces penso se serei fillo de Murphy...

 
At 1:03 a. m., Blogger Lúa- Haberlas, hailas... said...

ese murphy era todo un filosofo!!!
bikos!!!

 

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